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It's Not So Hard to be a Pig

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It's Not So Hard to be a Pig is a song.


LyricsEdit

♪ IT'S NOT SO HARD TO BE A PIG ♪  ♪ YOU JUST START IN BY EATIN' BIG ♪  ♪ YOU SNORT YOUR MEAL AND SQUEAL AND ROLL IN MUD ♪  ♪ AND SLURP AND BURP ♪ (BURPS)  ♪ EAT ROTTEN APPLES FOR DESSERT ♪  ♪ SLEEP IN HAY AND PLAY IN DIRT ♪  ♪ SIT AROUND AND WATCH COWS CHEWIN' THEIR CUD ♪  Cardigan: HEY, THIS IS GREAT!  ♪ RUN THROUGH CORN IN EARLY MORN' ♪  ♪ THEN SLIDE, KERPLOP ♪  ♪ DOWN THE HILL IN TIME FOR A SWILL ♪  ♪ AND A BREAKFAST TROUGH OF SLOP ♪  ♪ IT'S NOT SO HARD TO BE A PIG ♪  ♪ AND SOMEDAY WHEN I'M REALLY BIG ♪  ♪ I'LL WAG MY CURLY TAIL JUST LIKE YOU DO ♪  ♪ I LIKE CATS AND I LIKE DOGS ♪  ♪ BUT I BELONG WITH BOAR, SOW, HOG ♪  Both: ♪ AND I BELONG WITH FRIENDS LIKE ME AND YOU ♪  ♪ IF YOU WANT TO BE A PIG ♪  ♪ USE YOUR NOSE AND START TO DIG ♪  ♪ INSIDE A PILE OF GARBAGE WHILE YOU SNORT ♪  HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU!  ♪ OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK ♪  ♪ OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK ♪  NOW YOU TRY.

♪ OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK ♪  (COUGHS)  NOT BAD FOR A BEGINNER.

♪ HIT THE GROUND AND ROLL AROUND ♪  ♪ TILL YOU'RE COVERED UP WITH DIRT ♪  ♪ FILTH AND GRIME AND MUCK AND SLIME ARE FUN ♪  ♪ AND THEY DON'T HURT ♪  ♪ IF YOU WANT TO BE LIKE ME ♪  ♪ IT ISN'T HARD, I GUARANTEE ♪  ♪ I'M GONNA WATCH AND DO JUST LIKE YOU DO ♪  ♪ FROM NOW ON, I MAKE A VOW ♪  ♪ TO BE A PIG, A BOAR, OR SOW ♪  Both: ♪ BUT MOST OF ALL, I'LL BE A FRIEND ♪  ♪ WE'LL BE BUDDIES TO THE END ♪  ♪ MOST OF ALL I'LL BE A FRIEND TO YOU ♪ 

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